So I guess this is just a friendly reminder that if you meet the basic standards of hygiene and civility, you won’t die alone. Here are the results:
1. Using cheesy or corny lines.
2. Having unattractive teeth.
3. Spending too much time on your phone.
4. Being arrogant.
5. Lacking basic hygiene.
6. Not offering to pay.
7. Treating your server badly.
This story was originally reported by Esquire
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